I Am Bread is a brilliantly funny, unique game which will make you laugh out loud. If you aren’t sold on this game yet, I don’t think you ever will be – shame on you. Play as a rye-fighter (not making this up) and defeat the enemies as you engage in outer space combat. Like every great game, I am Bread has a Star Wars spin-off. Safe in the knowledge of its infinite edibility, the bread will find a strength, deep within itself, to hold on to anything and everything it chooses. While under the loving care of the magic marmalade, you will suffer no damage to edibility, nor will you have to worry about grip. Appearing like a true superhero, in timely fashion, the magic marmalade will coat your measly slice of bread and transform it into an impenetrable, invulnerable marvel. If you are really, really struggling with a level, you should probably seek out the assistance of the magic marmalade. That being said, you can’t really be frustrated at this game for long: You’re playing as a slice of bread.

Plummeting towards the floor, jam-side-down, will give you little time to reflect on your life choices and where it all went wrong. Minutes of meticulous and careful climbing around the room to give yourself the best edibility rating the world has ever seen, can be undone in an instant. I know, it’s about bread, but hear me out. Speaking of difficulty, this game is not particularly forgiving. Knead I say more? It’s hilariously difficult but so, so rewarding. Zero-G mode is possibly my favourite of all. Rampage will have you swirling around the room with elegance and grace as a baguette, wreaking havoc wherever you go (note: there’s not really any elegance or grace to this, just swing and hit stuff). Bagel Racing kind of speaks for itself, I feel. In Cheese Hunt you will play as a cracker, in which you will need to watch out for your integrity level as you search for cheese to augment your body with. How does one become toast when they’re stranded in a bathroom?Īside from Story Mode, you can take on other forms and rise to different challenges.

But you will have to use your loaf (sorry… I made it this far) in further levels to achieve toastiness. It’s all very well and good becoming toast in a room where a toaster is common, for example, the kitchen. You’ll need to think on your metaphorical feet to react quickly enough to save yourself from being brown bread (dead).

Falling onto muddy floors will see your edibility rating go from 100 to 0 in the blink of an eye. Your grip meter will replenish only when the bread is left to relax. Speaking of grip, you only have a certain amount of time to execute each pivot and climb. Be warned though: bread isn’t that strong. Each corner of crust has a dedicated button assigned to it, and when you are near an object you can choose to lock in your grip in order to move objects around. All must be avoided if you wish to get a nice tan.Ĭontrolling the bread is a learning curve, and it did take me some time to get used to which button combinations would work best, but eventually I was climbing the walls like a true pro. But first, you must master your much more elastic form and venture across the kitchen, one crust at a time, while avoiding all the hazards that will render you inedible: the floor, ants, broken glass…all trademark villains to the humble slice of bread. The toaster is but a speck on the horizon, teasing you with its red hot grills, enticing you to become a perfectly toasted slice of toast. You’ll start off where you would expect bread to be – the kitchen. Each level is prefaced by an assessment write-up by Bob’s psychiatrist, documenting the downfall of Bob, and the rise of his doughy demon. Story Mode features an in-depth saga about the demise of poor Bob, a psychiatric patient who believes that a loaf of bread is ruining his house, his life, and is messing with his mind.

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